Take Life From Behind : Two Steps Forward

Think about this, friends. Only a short while ago you were in bed, not standing, and not at all ready to take on life.

Now look at you! You're out of that bed, and completely stood up, ready to look life in the face and scream, "I am coming to get you, life!"

That's great. It really is. Now onto the next part of my program - it's time to get moving!

It's all very well being awake and out of bed, standing up vertically on your own two feet. But all that means approximately diddley-squat if you're not prepared to go anywhere. So, let's stop standing still, and start not standing still.

It's a harsh fact of life, but a lot of people can spend their entire lives standing still and not moving, which is fine if you're a living statue or artist's model, but otherwise it is NOT FINE. No one got anywhere standing still and not moving, you know. And that, my friends, is cast-iron, stone-clad scientific FACT.

So, here is what I want you to do. I want you to move your feet. Not at the same time - that's later, in the chapter entitled 'Jumping to Success!'. No, all you need do now is move one foot, and then the other, in a forwards direction. Not backwards, or sidewards. FORWARDS. Forwards is the direction you need to go. Remember that.

Feel that? That's you, taking two steps forward. Two steps nearer to a NEW YOU, a NEW LIFE, NEW OPPORTUNITIES and also nearer to your BEDROOM DOOR.

Feels good, doesn't it? Tell me how good it feels by calling my Feel Good Foneline on 08000 IFEELGOOD. Calls cost $4.50 per minute.

Well, enjoy taking your first, tentative steps to success. Be sure to join me again real soon, as we prepare to TAKE LIFE FROM BEHIND!

See ya!

- Dan Bobbins.

Stand Up And Be Standing, with Dan Bobbins.

So, you've woken up to life, at last?

Well done!

Now you're ready to move on to step two of my program - Stand Up And Be Standing!

It's all very well being awake, but being awake and horizontal will do you no favours at ALL. No-one got anywhere being awake and horizontal, apart from my third wife Maria and prostitutes.

You're not a prostitute, are you?

Of course not.

So, it's time you took a stand, and said, "I'm not going to stand for all this not-standing any more! I'm going to make a stand, and stand up for what I believe in, which is standing up!"

Now, grab life by the shoulders, and haul yourself up out of the bed, until you are completely vertical. Not half-vertical, or leaning at an angle of 35 degrees. No: you've gotta be 100%, completely and utterly standing up vertically.

For more help with standing up, phone my hot-line now to order my book and DVD, 'Making a Stand And Taking A Chance'. Just dial 0800 BOBBINS HELPLINE - RIGHT AWAY!

Okay, see you next time for the next stage of my award-winning program: 'Two Steps Forward, No Steps Back'.

Bye!

- Dan Bobbins.

Dan Bobbins is one of America's top motivational speakers and self-help gurus, who's clients have included US President George W Bush, murderous GP Dr. Harold Shipman, renowned serial killer Ted Bundy, Ugandan dictator and mass-murderer Idi Amin and top movie star Corey Feldman. Bobbins has also written many top-selling books, including 'Kick the Crap Out of Yourself', 'Finding Your Inner Child and Sending Him To Bed With No Supper' and 'Pulling Our Fingers Out of Our Souls'.

Dan Bobbins lives in LA with his fifth wife, Alicia.

Take Life From Behind with Dan Bobbins

WAKE UP TO LIFE!

Hey!

Have you ever woken up one morning, and felt nothing but dread about the day ahead?

Well, I'm here to give you another wake-up call and to tell you to wake up. Wake up...to LIFE!

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Gee, Dan, that's a lot of waking up to do!" You bet your waking ass it is!

I'm gonna wake each and every one of you up. All the way up, no compromises. I'll not stop until you're all fully awake, and as far away from asleep as you can be.

Only when you're fully awake can YOU start to affect the BIG changes in YOUR life. No-one ever made any big changes by being asleep.

Do you think Thomas Edison invented the light-bulb while asleep?

Of course not. He was 100%, totally and completely AWAKE.

So, join me in my revolutionary new program, 'Wake Up To Life, Go To Sleep A Winner!', and I'll spend every waking moment waking you up.

WAKE UP!

Goodnight!

- Dan Bobbins.

Dan Bobbins is one of America's top motivational speakers and self-help gurus, who's clients have included US President George W Bush, murderous GP Dr. Harold Shipman, renowned serial killer Ted Bundy, Ugandan dictator and mass-murderer Idi Amin and top movie star Corey Feldman. Bobbins has also written many top-selling books, including 'Kick the Crap Out of Yourself', 'Finding Your Inner Child and Sending Him To Bed With No Supper' and 'Pulling Our Fingers Out of Our Souls'.

Dan Bobbins lives in LA with his fifth wife, Alicia.