He comes to all us all in the end, scythe in hand, ready to help us shuffle off this mortal coil whether we want to or not.
What a dick.
For The Best Bit of the Internet, today heralds the day the Grim Reaper of Blogs reaches out with his mighty weapon (no laughing at the back, there. This is serious) and extinguishes all life from the poor, old blog.
Which is a rather noncy , puffed-up way of saying I'm no longer updating this site.
It was fun while it lasted, but now The Best Bit of the Internet has outlived its purpose. I'm far too busy writing The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely and my personal blog, Digital Sickbag to even care about this place any more.
I know, its sad.
Still, whilst The Best Bit of the Internet crumbles into ashes, something else will rise from them - Phoenix-like - and issue forth new life and new possibilities...
Which is a rather noncy, puffed-up way of saying I've got a new site in the works. Look at this:
Intrigued? No? WELL YOU BLOODY SHALL BE.
gaup hits the net very soon, like a sledgehammer of SODDING BRILLIANCE.
So forget this dive. Let's get out of here. I'll meet you somewhere else on the internet, at some other best place.