Bald-headed pop-starlet Britney Spears seems to be going crazier by the day.
When not shaving her head, or going in and out of rehab, she builds herself a fort made out of tiny cat skulls, according to sources.
Britney...oops she did it again! GEDDIT?
"Britney really has been losing it lately," the source exclusively revealed to me. "She's been building herself this...grotesque fort of skulls, and then populating the fort with tiny fish-soldiers, which are just dead goldfish dressed in tiny suits of armour."
FEARS
Britney has apparently built the sick mockery of a fort because she fears an attack from "the evil cat empire", reports state. Britney has even gone so far as to take cats who wonder into her garden hostage, and hold them in her self-made POW camp, a box with 'Meowschwitz' written on the side in crayon. She has also named herself 'Queen of the Fish-Men' and made herself a crown out of seaweed.
NUTTY
Friends are increasingly concerned for Britney's health, and fear she could soon land herself in real trouble, or injure herself. "The nutty mare needs help, and needs it quick", one friend told Matt For It. "She's totally retarded right now."
More news as it comes.
More news as it comes.
- Matt X
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