Jamaica, the Americas.
Jamaica is bracing itself for the onslaught of Hurricane Dean, as the big fucking storm heads straight towards the Caribbean.
The country is on full alert as the 145 mph winds advance onwards from the Caribbean Sea, having already ravaged parts of the Eastern Caribbean, blowing shit over, smashing stuff and generally causing a right fucking mess.
A woman prepares herself for the oncoming storm, by putting up her umbrella.Meteorologists are helpfully warning that the hurricane, due to strike in the next few hours, could be "potentially catastrophic", as opposed to one of those fucking hurricanes which are "potentially lovely and nice."
The US is also on full alert and standing by, ready to fly in aid when the storm strikes, "if necessary". How they define "necessary" is not yet clear, but from the shitty, slow response to Hurricane Katrina two years ago, Jamaican authorities are not holding their breath.
Hurricane Dean - probably named after Eastenders' star Dean Gaffney - was unavailable for comment. The big, windy bastard.
- Report filed by our Weather Reporter, Sonny Skies.
The US is also on full alert and standing by, ready to fly in aid when the storm strikes, "if necessary". How they define "necessary" is not yet clear, but from the shitty, slow response to Hurricane Katrina two years ago, Jamaican authorities are not holding their breath.
Hurricane Dean - probably named after Eastenders' star Dean Gaffney - was unavailable for comment. The big, windy bastard.
- Report filed by our Weather Reporter, Sonny Skies.
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